Hunchbacks EVERYWHERE

Today we woke up and headed to the musee du Louvre as soon as we could which was a great idear due to the MASSIVE amounts of Japanese tourists. Wow. The museum itself is huge and we kept getting lost in the beast but there is SO much to see that we were always greeted by new stoof. Mona Lisa's smaller than I expected her to be - she's also a great deal more trampy with all that cleavage she exposes to anyone who's willing to stare at it. The crowd was immense for that and Venus de Milo which was a bit easier to appreciate for Stephen, less so for me. At any rate, giant check mark goes down for seeing those two works of art. In the afternoon, we headed to Notre Dame (after enjoying some ham and cheese crepes). It was amazing. Very intricate. Old. Neat. Crowded. Catholic. If you stand away from it a short distance, you can see it leans to the left. That night we went to a cabaret show that was only 'okay' as our tour guide put it, "Won't make you walk away smarter, just happy." I suppose it did the job at that. They had a crazy acrobatic dood who lifted himself up a rope one handed and just held the pose of raised legs without breaking a sweat. Tomorrow train ride to Ammy Dammy.